Guy: Are you interested in Martine ?
Stephane: Martine from work ?
Guy: No, Martin Scorsese.
Stephane: [Shows 3-D glasses ] You can see real life in 3-D
Stéphanie: Isn't life already in 3-D?
Stephane: Yeah but, come on.
Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
Stéphanie: I don't have a penis.
Stephane: But you have a left hand.
Stephane: I am your neighbor and a liar. By the way, do you have Zoe's number?
Stephane: Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.
Stephane: Will you marry me when you are seventy? You'd have nothing to lose.
Stephane: [after giving Stephanie the one second time traveling machine] For the occasion of... you're pretty.
Stéphanie: How's your head?
Stephane: It's okay. It's not normal though...
Stéphanie: It's never going to be.
Stephane: I like your boobs. They're very friendly and unpretentious.
Stephane: Are you trying to mock me on live television?
Guy: [after throwing Guy's TV set into the canal] It floats!
Stephane: Yeah, it floats.
Guy: Now the fish can watch crappy shows from below.
Stéphanie: I have big hands.
Stephane: That means you have a large penis.
Stephane: [embarrassed] ... That was inappropriate...
Stephane: P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose.
[plays drums]
Stephane: Fascinating!
Stéphanie: Everything will turn out the way you want, if you stop doubting that I love you.
Guy: fuck, an artist, he'll never last
Stéphanie: Why me?
Stephane: Because everyone else is boring. And because you are different.
Stephane: Martine from work ?
Guy: No, Martin Scorsese.
Stephane: [Shows 3-D glasses ] You can see real life in 3-D
Stéphanie: Isn't life already in 3-D?
Stephane: Yeah but, come on.
Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
Stéphanie: I don't have a penis.
Stephane: But you have a left hand.
Stephane: I am your neighbor and a liar. By the way, do you have Zoe's number?
Stephane: Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.
Stephane: Will you marry me when you are seventy? You'd have nothing to lose.
Stephane: [after giving Stephanie the one second time traveling machine] For the occasion of... you're pretty.
Stéphanie: How's your head?
Stephane: It's okay. It's not normal though...
Stéphanie: It's never going to be.
Stephane: I like your boobs. They're very friendly and unpretentious.
Stephane: Are you trying to mock me on live television?
Guy: [after throwing Guy's TV set into the canal] It floats!
Stephane: Yeah, it floats.
Guy: Now the fish can watch crappy shows from below.
Stéphanie: I have big hands.
Stephane: That means you have a large penis.
Stephane: [embarrassed] ... That was inappropriate...
Stephane: P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose.
[plays drums]
Stephane: Fascinating!
Stéphanie: Everything will turn out the way you want, if you stop doubting that I love you.
Guy: fuck, an artist, he'll never last
Stéphanie: Why me?
Stephane: Because everyone else is boring. And because you are different.
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